Quotes

I have said many famous quotes. Here are just some examples:

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late.
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
He that composes himself is wiser than he that composes a book.